Patti Stanger

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patti_Stanger
The millionaire matchmaker candidates “submit a tiny biographical sketch on a DVD, similar to that of any Jeopardy contestant on-air bio.”
Somehow, I doubt those bios are similar in anything except structure.

Friend: “Dude, that chick’s, like, 50.”
Me: “What?! there’s no way she’s in her fifties.”
Looks like I was *technically* right…