Steve Jobs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_jobs
Blackberry User: “Not bad, not bad.”
Android User: “Wow. He’s adopted, biological father is a Syrian Muslim and mom is an American. He dropped out of college after a semester, in which he took a calligraphy class. He went to India and came back a Buddhist. He called LSD the most important thing he’d ever done in his life.”
BU: “Wow, I said the exact same thing verbatim about doing hash for the first time after not smoking any pot for years.”
AU: “You would.”
BU: “Ahem…so what you’re saying is, Jobs is the shit.”
AU: “Yeah, but despite all those awards, Ive has a CBE. I think he can’t even get one as an American, anyway, but still.”
BU: “CBE? Is that one of those hoity-toity knight titles?”
AU: “Yes. Although I forget what the rank is. As a British citizen, I should know this…”
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Jobs is, indeed, the shit. And Android User, for the record, has dual British and American citizenships. A third-culture kid. AKA, greedy.
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