Non Compos Mentis
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/non_compos_mentis
Although typically used in law, this term can also be used metaphorically or figuratively; e.g. when one is in a confused state, intoxicated, or not of sound mind.
I should get this tattooed on my forehead. Cuts down on all the stupid crap people bother me with like “Why didn’t you call me back? I left you five voicemails! ” and “I’m sorry, this card was declined—would you like to try another? ” and “Hey, um…. do you know where that expensive bottle of beer that I was hiding in my closet went?” and “I think you might have ketchup on your pants… or that blood?” and “You look fun, wanna come back to my place?”
Actually, it probably would make the last one more frequent. And come to think of it, it likely won’t have any effect at all, because people are stupid.
And I, clearly, am not. I already knew what that meant.
In every element of genius, there is an element of madness.
