Bock
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bock
Android User/British Citizen: “A bock’s not a Belgian.”
Blackberry User/American Citizen: “Sigh. Next things you tell me will be fortune cookies aren’t Chinese and butter doesn’t need to be refrigerated.”
AU/BC: “They’re not, and it doesn’t.”
BU/AC *facepalm*
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BU should be ashamed, given her German heritage. Bocks are indeed not from Belgium but from Germany, and they pack a punch. Dopplebocks range from 6-10% ABV and “were considered ‘liquid bread’ by the monks” who brewed them. Eisbocks range from 9% to 43%.
43% is not a typo. Vodka clocks in around 40%.
It’s on the internet, it must be true.
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