Fortune Cookie (Origin)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_cookie#Origin
“There is a common joke involving fortune cookies that involves appending “between the sheets” or “in bed” to the end of the fortune, usually creating a sexual innuendo or other bizarre messages (e.g., “Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall [in bed]”).”
Fortune cookies are about as Chinese as California rolls are Japanese (Hint: They’re not).
Blackberry User, for the record, already knew that. But then again, she’s repeatedly gotten cookies with no fortune whatsoever in them, so she’s not even really a person, right?
Authentic or not, though, they’re still fun for the whole family…
…in bed.
Wait. Never mind.
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