Lard

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lard
Blackberry User/American Citizen: “All right, I’m reading about lard now, I’m grossed out, late-night happy hour’s over, I’m drunk, but I can’t afford to throw down for more beer… what do we do?”
Android User/British Citizen: [silence]
BU/AC: “Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?”
AU/BC: “Oh sorry, I was checking my Twitter feed again. Hey, look at this…”
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And so it goes.
And, so ends my little theme. All of the posts have now been correctly tagged (since I forgot to include the appropriate ones on occasion), if you’re interested in seeing the whole trail. Now, back to our regularly scheduled program!
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