Clan of the Cave Bear (Plot Summary)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clan_of_the_Cave_Bear
Ever get a cocky message from someone on one of those dating websites who references something obscure in their profiles along the lines of “Extra points if you know what _____ is… without Googling it! ;)” and then you Google it because really, that’s obnoxious, and then you find out it’s a character in a book you used to make fun of your 6th grade friend for reading and that was made into a shitty ’80s movie with Daryl Hannah?
Yeah, me either.
