QWERTY

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Their adjustments included placing the “R” key in the place previously allotted to the full stop, thus enabling salesmen to impress customers by pecking out the brand name “TYPE WRITER” from one keyboard row.
Does not so much fall into the category of “Cool Topics of Conversation to Hit on Someone at a Bar With.”
But, to be fair, I do give off that kind of vibe.