Microwave-Related Injury (Baby Injuries)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave-related_injury#Baby_injuries
There have been two alleged infant deaths caused by microwave ovens. In both cases, the babies were placed within microwaves and died of subsequent injuries.
That’s because babies are stupid, and if they don’t die in microwave-related injuries first, they grow up to be stupid adults who need WARNING: FOR BEST RESULTS, DO NOT PUT BABY IN MICROWAVE labels on their offspring.
After all, it’s just common sense. They turn out so much better when you use the toaster oven.
Image by Gregor Richards and swiped from http://donotputthebaby.com
