how do you choose what you wiki? it obsesses me. which by extension, makes me obsessed with you. you wanna tell me?

Ah, the Wiki articles. They are generated by the questions that arise from my daily interactions. From my quest for knowledge and the battle against ignorance. From my neverending bondage to the Intertubes, Youtube, Redtube, the boob tube. They are my caffeine, my nicotine, my deviant sexual proclivities, my highs. Not my alcohol, though… nobody puts my vodka in the corner.

I’m flattered by your obsession with me! For now, though, I remain concealed in the shadows. I am your neighbor, your coworker, your sibling, you. I am the everyman. Perhaps not your grandmother, who asks you what this tweetter thing she read about in the paper is all about. But she’s probably on her way out anyway.

Keep reading and keep your own quest for knowledge alive. Oh, and tell your friends.

With love,
thingsiwikipedia

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