Penis Panic (Koro)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic
[DSM-IV-TR] gives koro’s definition as “a term, probably of Malaysian origin, that refers to an episode of sudden and intense anxiety that the penis (or, in females, the vulva and nipples) will recede into the body and possibly cause death.”
…in general, Asians with complaints of genital retraction believe that the condition is fatal, unlike most Westerners.
Extreme Shrinkage? Oh come now. Let your Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy guide you—Don’t Panic!
To be fair, though, I’d probably rather die than have an innie penis.
Also, this: http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-april-28-2008/penis-theft-panic-update
