Everything I tagged with art:

Pencil (Grading and Classification)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil#Grading_and_classification

Many pencils across the world, and almost all in Europe, are graded on the European system using a continuum from “H” (for hardness) to “B” (for blackness), as well as “F” (for fine point). The standard writing pencil is graded HB.

Remember when you took all those art classes in college, when you were drawing and painting all the time and totally being all artsy? And remember how your friend just asked you what the different numbers and letters on your graphite pencils mean? And remember how you said, “They’re classified by hardness,” and then he said, “OK, so what’s the difference between an HB and a 9H?” and you went, “……….. [mumble mumble mumble]….. hey look, a beer!”

Yeah, me either.

But, you know, in case you ever find yourself in that hypothetical situation, here’s a cheat sheet.

As of 2009, a set of pencils ranging from a very hard, light-marking pencil to a very soft, black-marking pencil usually ranges from hardest to softest as follows:

You’re welcome. (Strictly hypothetically, of course.)

Fractal

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fractal

Chaotic dynamical systems are sometimes associated with fractals. Objects in the phase space of a dynamical system can be fractals (see attractor). Objects in the parameter space for a family of systems may be fractal as well. An interesting example is the Mandelbrot set. This set contains whole discs, so it has a Hausdorff dimension equal to its topological dimension of 2—but what is truly surprising is that the boundary of the Mandelbrot set also has a Hausdorff dimension of 2 (while the topological dimension of 1), a result proved by Mitsuhiro Shishikura in 1991.

Which, in layman’s terms, means “Pretty things mesmerizing to stoners.”

Objectified

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objectified

Blackberry User: “Wait a sec, I totally know who he is. He was in Objectified, that awesome movie I saw at a screening with [name redacted]. It’s all about modern product design. Totally cool.

Android User: Hmm, not familiar with it, but that totally makes sense that Jony Ivey would be featured in it.

BU: It’s done by the same guy who did that film about the font Helvetica. Don’t remember what that’s called, though.

AU: I am familiar with that one. I believe it’s called…Helvetica.

BU: *facepalm*

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A quick IMDB search vindicates BU—Mr. Ivey makes a prominent Cameo. The film is great, by the way, and I recommend you check it out. And yes, it’s on Netflix, you lazy bums.

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Jonathan Ive

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Ive

Scene: The Bar. Over good beers.

Android User, checking Twitter feed: “Hmm, this guy just said something about Jony Ive, but didn’t @ reply him. The guy’s GOT to have a Twitter account.”

Blackberry User: “Who?”

AU: “Oh come on. Apple? Main designer? Responsible for their whole modern aesthetic? Jobs can basically never fire him, because he’s so important to the company. He’s probably more important than Jobs. I wonder what his actual title is…”

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Senior Vice President of Industrial Design, in fact. Designated “world’s smartest designer” by Fortune Magazine and “most influential Briton in America” by The Daily Telegraph. Not to mention CBE, “Most Excellent Order of the British Empire.” Also a sexy, sexy man, apparently. Image is pilfered from Fuck Yeah Jony Ivey, if you’re into that.

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What’s going on here?

Follow the rabbit trail!

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