Things I Wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inuit#Suicide.2C_murder.2C_and_death

Because they are of extreme value as the repository of knowledge, there are cultural taboos against sacrificing elders.

Oh. I guess I should stop encouraging my mom to retire in Alaska.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refried_beans Refried means… fried? I FEEL CHEATED

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_cookie#Origin

“There is a common joke involving fortune cookies that involves appending “between the sheets” or “in bed” to the end of the fortune, usually creating a sexual innuendo or other bizarre messages (e.g., “Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall [in bed]”).”

Fortune cookies are about as Chinese as California rolls are Japanese (Hint: They’re not).

Blackberry User, for the record, already knew that. But then again, she’s repeatedly gotten cookies with no fortune whatsoever in them, so she’s not even really a person, right?

Authentic or not, though, they’re still fun for the whole family…

…in bed.

Wait. Never mind.

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What’s going on here?

Follow the rabbit trail!

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_lubricant

Note to self: Not a good substitute for Astroglide.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat#United_States

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasabi#Preparation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Carrot