Everything I tagged with murder:

O.J. Simpson Murder Case

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O._J._Simpson_murder_case

The case has been described as the most publicized criminal trial in American history

Now, don’t get me wrong, O.J. Simpson is kind of my homie. At least, the pre-murderous-rampage O.J.  I went to USC for college; Mr. Simpson went and won himself a Heisman for his kick-assery on the football field there many years earlier. And how can anyone deny the genius that was Nordberg in the Naked Gun trilogy?

Side Note: These movies are a seminal part of my childhood. To this day, my brother and I frequently throw around an obscure quote from Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult in which Lt. Frank Drebin (played by comic mastermind Leslie Nielsen*), unsuccessfully trying to give the “signal” for his law enforcement contingent to infiltrate the scene, keeps repeating “I’ve been swimming in raw sewage… and I LOVE IT!” Ahh, sibling buffoonery.

Sorry. Digression.

Anyway, beyond this vague affinity for Simps, I was actually alive, sober, and in Los Angeles when the whole low-speed chase/murder trial business went down. (Don’t worry about how old I was. I remember it.)

But with all this Casey Anthony business today, the O.J. jokes were flying around like wildfire. And in this age of instantaneous internet clever-battles, you gotta know your facts to compete.

Consider this a refresher course.

*RIP buddy, I’m pouring a little out for you!

(Source: theage.com.au)

O.J. Simpson (Football—University of Southern California)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O._J._Simpson#University_of_Southern_California

Another dramatic touchdown in the same game [of 1967] is the subject of the Arnold Friberg oil painting, O.J. Simpson Breaks for Daylight.
In 1968, he rushed for 1,709 yards and 22 touchdowns, earning the Heisman Trophy, the Maxwell Award, and the Walter Camp Award that year. He still holds the record for the Heisman’s largest margin of victory, defeating the runner-up by 1,750 points.

Reggie Bush killed USC’s bowl eligibility for the next two years. O.J. Simpson killed his ex-wife. (Allegedly.) Both Heisman-winning running backs.

Heisman-winning USC quarterbacks just kill their NFL teams’ records.

Motto: if you’re going to play USC football, don’t shoot for the Heisman. Aim low. For everyone’s sake.

Inuit (Cultural History: Suicide, Murder, and Death)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inuit#Suicide.2C_murder.2C_and_death

Because they are of extreme value as the repository of knowledge, there are cultural taboos against sacrificing elders.


Oh. I guess I should stop encouraging my mom to retire in Alaska.

Attrition Warfare

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attrition_warfare

To quote Rodney King… “People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along? Can we get along?”

John Brown (Abolitionist)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Brown_%28abolitionist%29

Freedom Fighter. Hater of slavery. Just a little crazy. All-around badass.