Everything I tagged with science:

Metric Ton

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_ton

One tonne is equivalent to:

  • One megagram (exactly);
    • megagram is the official SI term, but generally not used in industry or shipping, nor colloquially
  • 10000.453 592 37 pounds (exactly by definition, giving approximately
    • 2205 lb (to four significant digits)
  • 98.42% of a long ton
    • One long ton (2,240 lb) is 101.605% of a tonne
  • 110.23% of a short ton
    • One short ton (2,000 lb) is 90.72% of a tonne

Everybody got that? Good.

If your hungover brain looks at those numbers and wants to just go back to sleep, the main point is that a metric ton is bigger than the typical American idea of a ton. (AKA a “short” ton. A “long” ton is basically an outdated unit that was more used in the UK and other Commonwealth countries.)

A metric ton is more frequently known as a “tonne,” but those are homophones and thus are indistinguishable when speaking them aloud.

[Side note: I legitimately just typed “homophobes” instead and had to take a moment to figure out why it that looked wrong. The reasons* are irrelevant; I apologize to all units of measure, everywhere, for making such an untrue and pernicious implication against both the tonne and the ton, no matter the spelling.]

Anyway, the point of all this is to make sure that I’m correct in assuming that a “metric shit-ton of [drugs, alcohol, tacos, crap, etc.]” is in fact larger than a “shit-ton of [drugs, alcohol, tacos, crap, etc.].”

Because these are the types of things that really matter to me.

[Addendum: apologies for some technical difficulties* in getting this post up. All is up and running correctly now.]

*hangover

(Source: treehugger.com)

Meteorologists

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meterology#Meteorologists

“Many radio and television weather forecasters are professional meteorologists, while others are merely reporters with no formal meteorological training.”

You don’t say…

BP

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BP

Who are these bastards, anyway?

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Help provide the families in the Gulf with emergency assistance (food, rent, etc.) with United Way: http://www.unitedway.org/gulfrecovery

Help find and save the wildlife covered in oil, and recover the ecosystem that sustains them with The National Wildlife Federation: http://www.nwf.org/

Help the long-term recover of the Gulf’s natural habitats with The Nature Conservancy: http://www.nature.org/wherewework/northamerica/gulfofmexico/

We all live on this planet.